Wipe The Crap Up, Samurai – Someone Has Made Cyberpunk 2077 Toilet Mock Ups

Cyberpunk 2077 has a long list of collaborations and fan-made projects, but this one is by far the shittiest – we’ve now been graced by Cyberpunk 2077-themed toilets.

The two thrones are almost too beautiful to sit on. One is composed purely of piss-yellow porcelain, while the other is completely black with a Samurai logo on the lid. The mock ups were created by Reddit user PlasticBamboo, and the Cyberpunk 2077 subreddit quickly fell in love with the designs.

After all, who doesn’t love a well-designed toilet?

The best part of the entire thing might be the pre-order button at the bottom of the post, which mimics the design of actual Cyberpunk 2077 advertisements. The whole thing is a work of art – check it out below if you don’t believe us.

The comment section of the post is an absolute goldmine, too. “Your shit will be delayed 4 times,” is one of the most upvoted, while plenty others are too vulgar for me to even repeat. Go ahead and give the section a scroll – I promise you won’t regret it.

Cyberpunk 2077 is set to release on December 10, and it’s clear fans are ready to get their hands on the highly-anticipated game. Let’s face it, if we’ve reached the point of toilet mock ups, we’re clearly running out of ways to bide our time.

Let’s hope we don’t get another delay, as I’m afraid to find out what comes next after “Cyberpunk Toilets.”

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Jon Bitner is an Associate Editor for TheGamer. His passion for gaming started with his first console (Sega Genesis) and he hasn’t stopped playing since. His favorite titles include The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Team Fortress 2, Rainbow Six Siege, Pokémon Sword & Shield, Old School Runescape, Skyrim, and Breath of the Wild. He can usually be found playing the latest RPG, FPS, or some obscure mobile game. Before working as Associate News Editor, Jon earned a Biology degree and worked in the Biotechnology sector — experiences that taught him how to put words together and make sentences. When not playing or writing about the gaming industry, he enjoys sleeping, eating, and staring at birds.

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